Andrew Story Time

ragecomics4you: I Guess It’s Good For Holy WarsView Post

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:06:36 -0400

ragecomics4you:

I Guess It’s Good For Holy Wars
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jonnovstheinternet: Sea is for cookie.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:04:18 -0400

jonnovstheinternet:

Sea is for cookie.

Mondays, right?

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:49:49 -0400

Mondays, right?

Andrew Story Time: New Hire

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:48:00 -0400

Andrew Story Time: New Hire:

New story up on the blog. Going to try just a few sentences here instead of the normal copy and paste business. This one is about a new hire getting asked some questions by a sexy robot.

PS - I finally got a new job so expect a lot more writing from me in the future. When I put something on the blog you can expect a link here.

theartofanimation: Brian Kesinger

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:44:42 -0400

theartofanimation:

Brian Kesinger

supersonicelectronic: Ellen Jewett. Hybrid creature sculptures...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:42:32 -0400

supersonicelectronic:

Ellen Jewett.

Hybrid creature sculptures by Ellen Jewett:

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neil-gaiman: odditiesoflife: A Glimpse of Hell - Stunning...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:41:16 -0400

neil-gaiman:

odditiesoflife:

A Glimpse of Hell - Stunning Shots of an Active Volcano

Two Kyrgyzstan-based photographers, Andrew and Luda, trekked to the Kamchatka Peninsula in Russia where the volcano complex known as Tolbachik was in active eruption. Among the numerous hellish vistas photographed by the team was this deep volcanic cave that offered a glimpse of what it might look like below the Earth’s crust.

beautiful.

Nature kicks fiery ass.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:40:01 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

This is barely a joke. However, they tried so I’m going to post it anyway. There, I am now like most other people online.

archiemcphee: From the Department of Awesome Camouflage comes...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:36:23 -0400

archiemcphee:

From the Department of Awesome Camouflage comes this incredible Portrait of an Eastern Screech Owl taken by photographer Graham McGeorge in the Okefenokee Swamp, located in southern Georgia.

This stunning photo is part of the 2013 National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest. (Click the link to view more entries and learn how to enter the contest yourself.)

[via My Modern Metropolis]

I am now going to assume that an owl, probably this owl, is now always watching me. Just seems safer that way.

theartofanimation: Jon Foster

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:20:14 -0400

theartofanimation:

Jon Foster

theartofanimation: Jon Foster

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:19:44 -0400

theartofanimation:

Jon Foster

The Glass Lady

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:33:29 -0400

The Glass Lady:

“Who are you?”

“I’m Manitoba.”

“Like the place in Canada?”

“The place? That the best you got, killer? Don’t know what it is?”

Kirk shrugged.

“Is it a city?”

“Nope.”

“State?”

The girl made out of broken glass paused and then shook her head.

“That’s pretty close, but no, not a state. It’s a Province.”

Kirk was getting quite baffled by this whole situation.

“Does it really matter? I mean, isn’t that pretty close to a state? Isn’t Canada made up of the different provinces or whatever? Isn’t that like us and the states, more or less?”

The glass girl scratched her face. She took a pebble out of it and threw it on to the ground.

“Semantics are important in life, Kirk. Everyone knows that.”

“How the hell do you know my name?”

“Oh come on. I’ve been your windshield for years now. Do you really think I wouldn’t know your name by this point? Are you really being that insulting?”

He was bleeding pretty badly. It had to be the blood loss or a hit on the head or something. That would make sense. Maybe.

“I’m in a lot of pain here so I’m just going to cut right to it. Are you real?”

“Oh, absolutely.”

“How?”

“What do you mean?”

“You just came out of my windshield glass and started walking around. Umm…what’s up with that?”

“Oh, yes, that. Yeah, don’t worry about that.”

“Are you kidding me? Don’t worry about that? I’m sorry. I’m going to kind of just sit here and freak out a lot unless you start answering some questions.”

“Bah, Cindy was right about you. Such a baby.”

He should call Cindy. Sure, they broke up, but maybe she could calm things down. In the mean time…

“Shut up! Don’t bring up, Cindy!”

“Geez. Touchy, aren’t you? No wonder she cheated on you with Barry that one time.”

“What?”

“Right here. Back seat. Saw everything. She loved it. Can’t say I blame her.”

“Oh god. Oh god. I just can’t deal with this.”

“Well, you need to get your stuff together, buddy. I’m alive for a reason. Get the emergency kit in the trunk, clean up your blood, and get moving. If you stay here you’re going to die.”

Kirk just blinked and spat out some blood.

“No.”

“Don’t be petulant. No time for it. Get moving.”

Kirk shook his head. It had to be some kind of crazy head wound. Or drugs. Or something.

“Why Manitoba?”

“Previous owner. Before your time. Crazy times.” The glass near her glass cheeks turned a slight shade of red or at least it seemed to do so. ”None of your business. Can you clean up your blood already?”

“Yeah, sure. Why not? I’ll listen to you glass lady, but only until I get some good pain killers.”

“Yes, yes, drug yourself. I’m sure that is going to solve your problems.”

“Oh shut up.”

“All of you humans are honestly just such children.”

“Don’t make me get a rock.”

“Try it little man.”

Kirk grumbled and started moving towards the trunk.

Photo

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:17:50 -0400

theremina: Cover of Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine, September,...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:17:17 -0400

theremina:

Cover of Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine, September, 1954

theremina: Floating Ripple Vases (by oodesign) Fill your...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:13:41 -0400

theremina:

Floating Ripple Vases (by oodesign)

Fill your favorite container with water and float the vase. According to the movement of the air, the plants change their position within the container.

lulz-time: bestnatesmithever: The definition of giving up This...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:12:50 -0400

lulz-time:

bestnatesmithever:

The definition of giving up

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

disney-where-dreams-come-true: Walt Disney holds the record of...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:47:26 -0400

disney-where-dreams-come-true:

Walt Disney holds the record of most person who ever received Academy Awards of 26 Oscars from a total of 59 nominations.
25th Academy Awards - 27th Academy Awards

If only all the Oscar speeches like Walt’s !

the-absolute-funniest-posts: i-luzu: Illegal aliens stealing...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:32:05 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

i-luzu:

Illegal aliens stealing our jobs

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

zekem93: By Jiro I love things without context so damn much.

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:15:38 -0400

zekem93:

By Jiro

I love things without context so damn much.

the-science-llama: Hurricanes/Typhoons viewed from...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:06:11 -0400

Typhoon Nabi

Hurricane Emily

The Eye of Hurricane Emily

Hurricane Dean

The Eye of Hurricane Dean

Hurricane Ivan

The Eye of Hurricane Ivan

The Eye of Hurricane Emilia

The Eye of Typhoon Yuri

the-science-llama:

Hurricanes/Typhoons viewed from Space

Typhoon Nabi - September 3, 2005

Hurricane Emily - July 17, 2005

Hurricane Dean - August 18, 2007

Hurricane Ivan (APOD)- September 11, 2004

Hurricane Emilia - July 2012

Typhoon Yuri - November 1991

— Click the photos for captions